PSA: High-heeled crocs are a thing and no words can describe how awful they are

July 10, 2018

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PSA: High-heeled crocs are a thing and no words can describe how awful they are — (Picture: Crocs)

Just when you thought Crocs couldnt get any grimmer, they had to lower the bar even further.

Sure, Balenciaga had a go at making the rubber shoes chic by turning them into gem-encrusted platforms. And that kind of worked – we admit that they looked quite cool.

But Crocs are now selling high heels. And they look absolutely horrendous.

For £39.99, you can get your hands on a pair of casual and comfortable heels and wedges, Crocs says on its website.

And sure, they may be more comfortable than your standard stiletto but is comfort really worth it when it comes at such a sartorial price?

Get all the fashion without sacrificing the comfort. Dress them up or down, and enjoy wherever the day takes you!

Crocs Cyprus V Heel Women Heeled Shoes (Picture: Crocs) — (Picture: Crocs)

One can only wonder what would have to happen in your day to make these monstrosities the practical choice of footwear acceptable or preferable.

But then again, well probably see these heels being picked up by some massive fashion house next season.

Those Balenciaga platforms are going on Net-A-Porter for over £650 a pair, so just imagine what would happen if Chanel decided that Croc heels were the next big thing?