Is there anything more perfect on this Earth than the humble burger?
Picture it with me.
A succulent patty shelving a questionable cheese-flavoured slice.
Softly cradled by the warmth of a gently toasted bun, with sesame seeds scattered across like stars in the night sky.
But whats this? A pickle? A mushroom? A grilled white onion??
I dont think so, mate. Not in my mouth.
This is what you get when you confront a burger bro with a meaty mess in bread. Pure, unadulterated wrath.
Burgers arent that humble anymore.
Signs you're a burger bro:
- Youve publicly voiced your opinions on buns
- Youve used the term lateral grain or marbling of the meat
- Youve ruined a family barbecue
- Youve Facebook Lived your first taste test of a new special
- You think a chicken burger is a poorly disguised sandwich
Special thanks to Five Guys for supplying the burgers.
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